dirtywithdamon:

#nicki’s face behind her #i can’t breathe #she’s like “gurrrrrl” #and taylor’s like “yeah you’re right, i’ll write a song about it idgaf”

officialdogblog:

dick so big they call it a weapon of ass destruction

wholocked-theimpala:

the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”

and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

Niall - April 26th

The lady on the news called barack obama, ‘barack obonnie’.

definitivelysarah:

megahetero:

\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

you are the dancing queen

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   )    )z
   /   \

young and sweet

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   )    )z
   /   \

only seventeen

dancing queen

 (•_•)/
 <)    )
   /   \

feel the beat

 (•_•)
~)    )~
  /   \

of the tambourine

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   )    )-@*jingle*
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rabioheab:

*starts a mosh pit at elementary school choir concert*